Once upon a time, there was a little mongoose. His name was Sucky. He liked to suck eggs. and he was good at it, too. One day, he had just finished sucking three whole eggs. He was feeling pretty good.

On the way home, he ran into a snake. The snake was big, and it was mean. It was the snake version of the kind of guy who goes to bars just to start fights.

"You lookin' at me?" said the snake.

Sucky was feeling mellow after his snack, so he didn't say anything.

"Hey, I said whatcha lookin' at, punk?" said the snake.

"Nothin'," said Sucky.

"You callin' me nothin'?!" said the snake, and flung himself on Sucky.

Well, I don't know how much you know about mongeese. But Sucky took him out easy. And he ate that snake right up. Then he was very, very full, so he went home and took a long nap. It was a good day for Sucky.

The End.